What lovely pieces of crap.....

Let me tell ya, nothing works better for building up your self-esteem than reading "legolas by laura" or "My Immortal".  I laughed my butt off at both, oh my god, absolutely amazing. Ever hear the saying "so bad it's good?"

legolas by laura: www.freewebs.com/me_gaya/legol…
The epic animated version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMbjK1…

My Immortal: www.fanfiction.net/s/6200297/1…

I highly recommend you read them